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eBook details
- Title: Toddlers Are A**holes
- Author : Bunmi Laditan
- Release Date : January 07, 2015
- Genre: Humor,Books,Nonfiction,Family & Relationships,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 6479 KB
Description
At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)
Includes:The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell)Your unraveling lifeAnd how not to die inside